Read Between The Lines!

It's important to be bilingual. Men and women speak a different language. Guys have a tendency to have a simple, ragged language. Sort of like American English. Women have a language similar to Chinese: very complex. You have to learn to read in between the lines.

For instance, when a woman says "I want a good man" you can't take them at their word, since they speak a language we misinterpret constantly. A more accurate translation is: "I want that jerk I like, to magically transform into a good man."

So, if you're that jerk, then congrats, you can get at the very least a few weeks before she gives up on you. If you're that good man from the start, then you're out of luck.