Group 1

At a big city bar in Chicago you can find a large bald man, who looks like a giant, standing with pool stick in hand. What is he waiting for? You might ask yourself. The answer is any competitor who wants to challenge Mad Max. With a bright pink sweatband he waits for someone brave enough to challenge him. He carries around a small notebook and pen, this is where all his victories are kept on record. He carries a powerhouse gym card because when he's not playing pool he's pumping iron in the gym. Right behind his powerhouse gym card he keeps a Rogaine Coupon in hopes that someday he will have hair. He takes a prescription of Prozac three times a day to ease the pain of being bald. At home he reads a large print "how to better yourself" manual. He needs the large print because he cant see without glasses but he wont wear glasses because glasses are for squares. He just recently bought a new leather bound organizer so that he can keep track of all his pool matches.